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spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

deersatan:

"dinner’s ready!"

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(Source: asterkid, via hilloween)

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

(via asunsetdream)

Anonymous said: YOU'RE A GAY MEXICAN REPUBLICAN CHRISTIAN???!!! but how those are literally the most contradictory things

legalmexican:

Lmao

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via trust)

boodlicious:

I don’t post selfies I post masterpieces

(via hi)

mememaster:

are you kidding me

offisir:

do u ever just cum and it ain’t great and ur like “ok that one was super lame”

(via pizza)

basilhallwards:

"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.

(Source: eriklehnhserr, via hate)